"Only those who risk going too far will ever know how far they can go." ~ Anon.

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Probably the best sentence to both to put people in their place and simultaneously start a party.



so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums. 

That. Is. Amazing.


I wonder if I ever caught someones attention. Even if I was just walking among the crowd, I wonder if they wanted to get to know me or anything like that.


everyone has seen dicks they didn’t want to see

“You are so good. So good, you’re always feeling so much. And sometimes it feels like you’re gonna bust wide open from all the feeling, don’t it? People like you are the best in the world, but you sure do suffer for it.”

Silas House, This is My Heart for You (via back-where-i-belong)


me every time there is a dog regardless of the situation  (via cumfort)


I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation


I watched this for about a minute and a half before hitting the post button.